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Proof Oklahoma is Not the Hickest!

With all the hoo-haa Oklahoma stirs up about homosexuality and book banning and stupid criminals, this state tends to make itself seem dumber than a possum playin’ dominos. Despite our antics, we have recently been served by South Dakota, Kansas, and Alabama when it comes to this stuff. Now it looks like we’ve succeeded in making ourselves Not The Hickest once again! Behold, the great states in order of loss of natural teeth! Suck on that, Gummy Gummerson of West Virginny!

PS Uh….We have the most alternative fuel vehicles per capita????????? Well, actually if this includes propane and compressed natural gas…maybe.

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  1. Cindy | May 2, 2006 | Reply

    Wow. I thought for sure that Mississippi would rank higher than us. Bet they would rank higher than us in a young-people-look-older-than-they-are poll.

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