A few weeks ago, a guy from around here made the national news for putting up a sign asking for a young virgin. That sign was stolen, so he made a new one clarifying he didn’t want a “pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife.” This guy comes into the library a lot, especially since all the exposure. [...]

UPDATE: Woot! The band Fuel has offered Chris a lead-singer job with their band! UPDATE: Oh My Lord, CHRIS is off the show!!!!!!! I hate myself for not voting. The guy who was sooo destined to be the winner is off the freakin show!!! CHRIS! NOOOOO!!!!!! Welp, long live Taylor! So Elvis night? Are you [...]