I think I missed something. What was this episode about? Nikki, aspiring actress, and Paolo, her love, con and poison rich guy X for his diamonds, then board 815, crash, and lose the diamonds. Apparently we didn’t see them much because they were busy trying to find ways to find the diamonds. Turns out they [...]

So many things going on in the finale: Baltar’s Trial Concludes And it ends as it should have, with Baltar’s acquittal. First off, what would we do without Baltar around? It’s never been that he’s an evil guy; just that he’s scared and weak (albeit incredibly smart). Secondly, Lee Adama’s speech on the witness stand [...]

Best episode of the season! Summary: Lockebacks: Locke is horribly depressed (he does have a mother with mental illnesses), then a boy comes to him asking about Locke’s father, who the boy thinks is conning his wealthy mother. Locke confronts Anthony and makes him promise to stop, but instead the boy shows up dead. Locke [...]

As fans of the Harry Potter series know, Hermione is a fighter for elf-rights and tries to be as green as she can. Her attitudes have translated into the real world! Scholastic has agreed to a green printing of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! As Hermione knows, sometimes it takes being a bitch to [...]

Quick recap before the big stuff later (which I really barely got into last week!). Claire tries to capture tagged seagulls and make them into messenger pigeons. Charlie and Desmond do what they can to prevent this (thereby supposedly preventing Charlie’s death), but finally have to spill the precognitive beans to Claire (who, being the [...]

Top 50 local TV commercials. Someone is a genius for making this list, and You Tube seriously is the greatest thing ever on the Interwebs. What’s your favorite?

So, some of us noticed we never got the Beyonce-fied Swimsuit Issue at the library. I thought it was just taking awhile (postmen looking it over first or something), but turns out… First off, they never told anyone about it. WTF is that about? We didn’t KNOW we weren’t going to receive it, so we [...]

Using Locke’s wacky Jesus-stick interpretation as a compass, Sayid, Kate, Locke, and Danielle actually find a farmlike place that turns out to be the Flame station, manned by Patchy (Mikhail, apparently). Before Locke (accidentally?) blows the place, we learn a bit about “hostiles,” Dharma, and communications off the island. Meanwhile, the beachies play ping-pong. Sawyer [...]

The crap these people put up with for House. In this episode, Red Foreman is Dave Matthews’ dad! Dave Matthews is Patrick, a music savant since an accident at 10. Suddenly, he gets crazy freaky bendyfingers and seizures. But House can’t get anyone to focus on the guy cuz one by one they figure out [...]

Another excellent episode! Good for you, Heroes! Of course, we dealt with pretty much every character again, making it a lot harder to summarize. HRG’s boss Thompson (Eric Roberts) acts like a jerk, then reluctantly acts like he believes HRG’s story, but he really doesn’t. He forces Matt to read HRG’s mind (Matt says HRG [...]