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Cocktail attempts »

So honestly, not a huge alcohol fan at all yet. Keep trying, because there have to be great drinks out there. So far I’ve liked one fuzzy navel, but hated the other one. Most mojitos and cherry mojitos have impressed me. I will drink butterscotch schnapps in just about anything, but especially with creme soda [...]

Futurama in 2008 Promo »

Just in case you haven’t seen it yet. Let’s hope this isn’t the only good news we’ll have in 2008. You know what I mean.

American Idol Finale, What a Yawner. »

Wow, I haven’t had any time to write at all. And I don’t have but a few minutes right now. But, point is, the finales were boring, I thought. The finalists sang the same songs they’ve been singing, and the “singles” were just total tripe. Taylor barely managed to pull it off, but Katharine totally [...]

Censorship in the Funniest Places »

I know I stopped posting and no one will see this, but I just got tired of basically having NOWHERE to say certain things. Like, to talk about two weird censored things on TV in the past couple of weeks, for example. Futurama on Cartoon Network: Farnsworth says Holy Zombie Jesus! And they silented the [...]

Sad Democrat? Become a Republican. »

Todd sent me this today, and it’s worth sharing. (It would probably be funnier if it wasn’t true.)

The Shining, Sort Of… »

HI-larious trailer remake for ‘The Shining.’ Seriously, you must check this out.

Library Confessions: Pictures of You »

Let me just say, the library is a stomping ground for stalkers and crazy people. This entry is dedicated to one of the stalkers. Last week I brought a box of magazines and a few books to the library sale in the lobby: a jillion Entertainment Weeklies, several nature/conservation mags, etc. I spread them out [...]

Pieces of My Life in Cartoon Form »

Sometimes Dilbert just gets it, ya know?

Fiction Becomes Reality. Oh Wait, That’s Just American Government These Days »

I read State of Fear after a long time of owning it and knowing I wouldn’t like what it said. But I do like me some Crichton fiction, so I finally broke down and read it. I was on the edge of saddened and pissed through most of it, since all the environmentalists were portrayed [...]

Funny Found Things: Spide ‘Em Cowboy! »

Found in one of those catalogs of crap everyone occasionally gets in the mail. As if the picture wasn’t gay-disco hilarious enough, they tacked on this terrific blurb: “The action begins with the drop of a coin! Kids will love seeing their hero assuming all his best web-swinging positions! Crouching, arms waving, and ready to [...]