You know, having a blog becomes very frustrating sometimes. I can’t blog about work or I might get canned again. I can’t blog about family because they might read it. I can’t blog about friends because they WILL read it I don’t get to go anywhere (gas is way the hell too high and I [...]

Why do we have to be so freakin’ prudish about sex? For the rest of my life I will be astounded that a modern president was impeached over a blowjob. Well, other countries can have fun with it at least. And seriously, Clinton is such a freakin’ rock star in other countries!

Been wanting to post something about the $223 million bridge in the middle of nowhere (that already has a freakin’ ferry). Finally someone has some good pics to illustrate the stupidity. Make sure to read Kos’s blog on the deal as well.

Totally adorable, spiral-haired 7-year-old girl in the library today fills out her own library card. County she actually lives in: Stephens. County she claims she lives in: Steve’s.

Shame on you! It’s a toothbrush holder, you perverts.

I read this 1963 book that compiles cute letters children have written to their congressmen. One seemed like it could have been written by a former friend: Dear Senator Keating: I am a future astronomer, so it is useless to say that I want to watch the eclipse next week. Tell me what channel. Neal [...]

We got our Lost DVDs a few days ago and watched the first 3 discs yesterday. I forgot how good that show is. About 6:45 pm, B. says “Any shows coming on tonight?” And I say, “No. Nothing new tonight.” So we continue watching instead of checking the guide or going into the bedroom and [...]

So I was at the Big Blue Devil store, and my checker was a totally cute foreign chick named “Xhanka.” She kept staring at me. She’d check something, glance back up at me, check something else, glance back up. Finally she says, with an accent (Czechoslovakian?), “You are so pretty!” then looks down then back [...]

The show turned out to be much more interesting and more intelligent than expected! As always, keep on scrolling, those of you who do not watch the show… Nate McCullough, 2000 Running, but Tom and Diana grab him Diana says let’s work quietly to find out what’s up 192 Lebanon St? Tears it up… Lilly/Richard–she [...]

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